For those who were hoping to try the dunkelweizen at the con, the whole batch just went down the drain. 5 gallons, and about 5 hours of work. You can thank Marcus for that. It's pretty amazing, actually...the little creep managed to wait for the *one* point in the whole brewing process where he'd be able to ruin the whole batch at once. And he took full advantage of it.
When it comes time to bottle the scotch ale, the little prick's getting locked in his carrier.