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28 April 2009 @ 03:23 pm
Conference Call Random Encounter Table  
For every participant over 2 on a conference call, roll 1d4. If a 1 is rolled, roll percentile dice:
00-15 Testing of new ratchet on phone
16-25 Rearranging hollow metal trashcans in room
26-50 Obscene heavy breathing into headset mouthpiece
51-60 Standing in hurricane-strength wind
61-65 Bagel chips being eaten
66-75 Heavy road noise, including rumble strips
76-90 Noisy conference room speakerphone
91-98 Screaming children, barking dog in background of home office
99 Meeting moderator ends call early
 
 
Current Mood: dorkydorky
Current Music: 31 on percentile dice
 
 
 
Joseph Bonis: Tenna - Yeeheeheewolfbrotherjoe on April 28th, 2009 09:03 pm (UTC)
There were something like 50 on our conferance call, and all of them rolled 76-90. And laughed every 2 seconds.