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28 April 2009 @ 03:23 pm
Conference Call Random Encounter Table  
For every participant over 2 on a conference call, roll 1d4. If a 1 is rolled, roll percentile dice:
00-15 Testing of new ratchet on phone
16-25 Rearranging hollow metal trashcans in room
26-50 Obscene heavy breathing into headset mouthpiece
51-60 Standing in hurricane-strength wind
61-65 Bagel chips being eaten
66-75 Heavy road noise, including rumble strips
76-90 Noisy conference room speakerphone
91-98 Screaming children, barking dog in background of home office
99 Meeting moderator ends call early
 
 
Current Mood: dorkydorky
Current Music: 31 on percentile dice
 
 
 
Linnaeus: Worklinnaeus on April 28th, 2009 09:36 pm (UTC)
There should be an entry for "Participant places conference call on hold, everyone else gets to enjoy hold music."
M. C. A. Hogarthhaikujaguar on April 28th, 2009 09:49 pm (UTC)
Oooh yes!!

I know a guy who used to dial into conference calls while on calls with other people. He had a work phone and a personal phone. :P